I'd just like to say thanks to the bell-end who parked next to my car at work this morning. I've had a bad back all week and clambering into my car from the passenger side made it soooo much better!
My car is the blue Alfa and the photo actually makes the gap look bigger than it is.
Welcome to my crappy and tedious blog. I view it as a tribute to all the crappy tedious people out there with crappy tedious blogs about crappy tedious subjects like jogging, golf, cooking or the goings on on Waterloo Road.
Most of what's on here will be of no interest whatsoever. To be honest it's mostly not that interesting to me either but everyone else seems to want the world to know about their bowel movements so why should I be any different?
I was born in a forest in 1876. I was raised by wolves until I was 23, at which point I was adopted by Cannon and Ball.
I work as a bin man at NASA having been made redundant from my old job working as a body double for Pierce Brosnan.