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Well i've finally signed up. My initial observation is that lots of people who I never got on with at school now want to be my mate. Which is nice. Still, at least there is an ignore button. I still have abosolutely no interest in what someone I went to school with (but never exchanged a civil word with) 20 years ago had for their tea. And no, I don't want to look at your holiday photos either as I couldn't give a **** whether you went to Butlins or the Bahamas.

On a completely unrelated note, I saw a midget/dwarf (or was it a goblin?) carrying a Primark bag the other day. This reminded me of the time I saw one on a BMX. Bloody good fit for the lad it was too.