Bugger!

Told you Norwich would win. Admittedly my prediction was a bit off and my arithmetic wasn't bang on either but I just knew the dirty reds would win. I just can't believe we were scuppered by a frigging ginger. I could say at least John Terry and Chelsea didn't let me down but of course they did. John, John, John, what did Wayne Bridge's estranged bird and knicker model Veronica Periodical ever see in you, you soft southern get.

On the plus side I've had lots of booze and a curry so things don't seem quite so bad tonight. .

i thought about going jogging to lift my spirits but realised that jogging is nearly as rubbish as dominoes so didn't bother in the end.