Thank you

I would just like to say a big thank you to Virgin Media for their excellent service over the last few days. My V+ box gave up the ghost on Wednesday night amidst much clicking and funny noises. Oh yes they said, I'm sure we'll be able to fix that from our end, we'll get someone to call you back. Surprisingly, not only have they not phoned me back, they haven't been able to fix it from their end either because it's the bloody box that is broken.

5,000 phone calls later they are sending a technician round on Tuesday.

Keep watching readers as I will be unveiling my election manifesto later.