The environment
- All cars sold in the
- There will be tax breaks for people driving luxury cars and 4x4s but smaller more economical cars will be taxed to the hilt. They will thus become status symbols and those idiots who currently drive round in BMW X5s will switch to 1.8 litre cars to demonstrate how rich they still are.
- Anyone who got rid of anything determined (by me) to be a decent car under the scrappage scheme to buy some pile of complete tat from Korea or Malaysia will be forced to watch whilst former employees of the British car industry smash it to pieces with sledge hammers.
- Anyone who replaces a perfectly good electrical appliance with one twice the size and then claims to be doing it for environmental reasons will be sent to prison for 100 years.
- Anyone who complains about wind farms will have a turbine installed in their front garden.
- Anyone who claims that the air coming out of the exhaust of their Porsche is cleaner than the air going in will be made to breathe that air for a month.
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