It may have escaped your attention but Manchester City are playing that other shower of shit at the City of Manchester Stadium tomorrow. In keeping with the occasion I thought I would make a prediction as to the result.
I think it will be 11-12 in favour of United.
City will race to to a 11 goal lead with hat-tricks from Tevez, Bellamy and Adebayor, Adam Johnson will bag one and ricky Hatton will come off the bench for no. 12. At the end of extra time, the 4th official will indicate a minimum of 4 hours' added time during which a series of bizarre penalties will be awarded in United's favour. After 23 attempts they will finally take the lead at which point the referee will blow the final whistle. Fans of the dity reds will spend the next two months justifying the added time and explaining why Rio Ferdinand hitting Craig Bellamy with a chair in the centre circle results in a penalty being awarded to United and baconface's chewing gum losing its flavour means Tevez gets sent off.
Can't wait!
City 5 - 0 Sunderland
13 years ago
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